i read this fic where jehan couldn’t keep up with grantaire bc he’s too short and i just had to draw it
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
This is absolutely true
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
Once young girl is in bedroom reading about history of glorious Soviet Union when she is hearing her mother call to her from kitchen. Being good obedient child, girl runs downstairs to see what mother wants. As she is running down hallway, hand reaches out from cupboard under stairs and grabs her. Is girl’s mother. Mother whispers to child, “Don’t go in kitchen. I heard it too.”
Girl berates her mother for being coward and finds capitalist spy in kitchen. Girl reports spy to KGB and is given extra bread ration. Mother is sentenced to hard labor for failing to do duty to Motherland.
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
*// les miserables movie : two quotes
————"even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise"
OMG Both Hannibal and Will in Italy!
Italy. Even more romantic ways for Hannibal to ask for Will’s forgiveness about the whole stabby stabby~♥
YES! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS! I’M SO GLAD WILL IS GOING TO ITALY
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes